Clay Tips and Tricks!
If, after reading my blog, you still want to subject yourself to the trials and tribulations of a relationship with Clay Basham, then this is the page for you! Here is where you will find a couple of tips and tricks to keep that relationship going.
Please remember that your results may vary. He may be reading this blog as well, so the smart thing to do would be to pretend that I am crazy and act differently. So, my stories are from a time that his guard was down and apparently he felt free to be a total douchebag.
When I recall all of the signs of douchebaggary that I witnessed, and passed for stupidity, it reminds me of the scene with Steve Martin in The Man with 2 Brains: